DetoxMedia

Well, the subject says it all, really. I mean, have you seen those fucking pictures? I normally avoid celebrity gossip like rape - this, however, was deemed newsworthy enough to broadcast on "Sunrise." How the parents let them out of the house like that is anyone's guess ... but I'm going to go with "capitalise on the internet's ability to reach seedy people." I would like to think that we live in times when children who are clearly being exploited won't be broadcast on the world wide web for all to see, therefore encouraging this clearly fucked-up behaviour. Sadly, it seems this really isn't the case.

Anyone who knows me knows that I'm a heavy smoker - have been for about seven years. I warn those people that the following information may cause your head to explode - it's been about six days since I had a cigarette! GOD BLESS CHAMPIX AND ALL THE WHITE-COATED GERMAN PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY WORKERS WHO MAKE IT! Seriously, if you smoke, and no longer want to, get your doctor to put you onto this shit. It's FUCKING AWESOME! I NEVER thought I'd be able to quit smoking!

It's been a long time between drinks for me and my DA journal, and a lot has happened, so let's get into it. Firstly, I was fired from my job at SAUCE Magazine a few months ago ... which sucks, but the way it was going, it was probably for the best. In the meantime, I've been doing labour work – planting trees, working in shearing sheds and the like – which, while quite a shocking change after working in an office for three years, has done me the world of good (I actually have muscles now! HULK SMASH!!!) And working with shearers has taught me two things; one, that sheep aren't cute, they're actually dirty, grumpy, smelly little bas